guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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