Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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