she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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