Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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