I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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