fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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