I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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