he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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