I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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