You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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