ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Im part way to drunk.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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