Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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