kristin has been a bad kristin
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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