So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now