"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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