I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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