Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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