i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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