it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I look better un-naked...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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