covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
love makes seman taste better
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
