she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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