I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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