So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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