i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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