love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
