let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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