My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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