wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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