I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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