"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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