I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm determined to sit on that face.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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