Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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