sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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