butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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