talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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