what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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