Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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