At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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