Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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