can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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