butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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