Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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