Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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