Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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