totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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