Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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