yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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