i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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