i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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