I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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