oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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