She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Life is so much better after having sex.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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