its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
