remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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