I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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