His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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