so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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