I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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