Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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