Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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