It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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