just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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