I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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